I will admit it: I can’t gift wrap and I can’t cook. I don’t have patience for either one. But I do have patience to hold the camera while someone at SIMAN does. SIMAN is like the Macy’s of Guatemala and just like the Macy’s you are confronted with over-helpfulness on all sides. Sales reps move towards you a little too quickly with small bottles of perfume and fragrant lotions spilling out onto a weary shopper’s hands (for someone allergic to scents I shun fragrance like vampires and the sun). The third floor, however, was a paradigm of efficiency and well-placed helpfulness.